Thursday, September 21, 2006

The Unwelcome Welcome

Oh yeah, I forgot to welcome you people! Welcome! (Ugh!)

This is my coffeeteria, "Cafe Predatoria" B
log, and I am your un-friendly neighborhood barista,
Lyle (a.k.a. The Melancholic Mutt).

Please feel free to leave your droppings, however
unsolicited they may be, and flush yourself down the toilet afterwards. You can either love or hate this
blog, it's perfectly okay. But be sure to hate yourself first, because you can never give what you don't have. *wink*

Okay, you can hurl yourself off a cliff now. Buh-bye.

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