"Enough! I know that already! Now if you don't have anything else to say, I have a
"Well yaah.. I'm writing a feacchurr abew you, I wonder if you could pose for us, for GQ." (Well yeah. I'm writing a feature about you, I wonder if you could pose for us, for GQ.)
"Again!? For the past 10 months, I've been your coverboy! Every issue I'm on the cover!"
"Oh pleeease, like you can do mankind a favor, you're an inspiration. You could save the world and bring world peace just by posing."
"I don't know..."
"The countries of Bulagaria and
"Check with my assistant."
"Oh, here's my card, your Gorgeousness."
"I'll just have my people call your people ... uh ... what's that buzzing sound?"
My alarm clock buzzed off, and Carson Kresley faded into non-existence. Happy New Year everyone... :D