7. She’s the One (Christian Bautista)Now I don’t have that much problems with this one; the lyrics is … uhm … boyband-ish pop crap and all. But it’s the video I’m more concerned of.
So he’s watching the television, channel-surfing and all. And there's a girl, who pops up in every channel, and so he unleashed his perverted alter-ego and starts imagining that he’s with the girl. So she becomes every … uh … fantasy his sick mind can think of.
She transforms from a beauty queen, a rock chick, a skimpily-clad chambermaid (It’s soo internet porn!), to … a girl jumping rope … in slow motion! And then he says, “With bouncing jugs bigger than a Coleman freezer, She’s definitely The One!"
Top 6 and 5: I answered the door, some friends crashed into my place, so TV was so lewdly interrupted … I mean, rudely interrupted.
4. I Still Believe in Loving You (Sara Geronimo)
“Why’s she wearing a condom!?” my Tom-Cruise-sized-Nicole-Kidman-clone friend exclaimed. “What!?” I said, puzzled. My friend’s a pervert alright, but I couldn’t find anything sexually stimulating about Sarah.
“Her Prince Charming just, like, died for chrissakes! And the best she could wear is that abhorrent white condom-like cloaky cloaky thingie!?” she said. “And that’s a problem because?” I said, puzzled.
“How do we know she didn’t run off with his horse?”
“Huh? I don’t get it.”
“She’s wearing the horse’s condom!”
Rrrright.
(to be concluded…)
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